For those of you who have hung around for a while, I apologize - you may have read this post some two years ago. But it made me chuckle even today as I remembered my frustration. And with my romantic suspense,
Fatal Intent's publication just around the corner - well let's just say I'm taking the day off. And yes, comments here count for an entry in my latest contest,
Lost In The Jungle.
So
I loaded a draft of one of my stories onto the Kindle. Way back when
I'd been given the great advise of reading your finished book out loud
to find those last glitches. And the Kindle has a "read to me"
feature. By default, a man's voice - I call him little man.
Why is everything way easier until you begin implementation?
First off the book wouldn't open once I loaded it onto the Kindle.
Apparently, I forgot to delete headers, that it called imbedded
objects. Of course it never stated what said objects might be. So
first hurdle - identify imbedded objects aka headers. Finally a
readable version of the book is loaded.
I pressed start for little man to begin reading to me.
Nothing.
I hit start.... start... start...
I read the instructions again. I hit start again.
Frustrated? Determined? About to trash the Kindle?
Nah - not me.
Then I discovered the problem. Apparently the rights holder has not
allowed this action. Excuse me? I am the rights holder! I am the
author. I wrote it and I haven't submitted it anywhere, not yet. That book is mine, darn it. And I authorize you to speak -
speak now!
Silence.
We're at a stand off. It might be my story but I suspect without a
legal copyright and whatever other rights authorization it needs by
virtue of publication, little man is just going to remain mute. I
suspect too that little man might once have been part of a government
entity, being as everything must be so cut and dried. I mean really,
shouldn't there be an option where I just check the box that says
author? Okay, so maybe not but this does seem rather close-minded on
his part.
I
suspect that little man doesn't really care that I am the author. I
suspect that I might be the only one who cares. I also suspect that I'm
stepping a little close to the edge with my new relationship with the
Kindle's little man. But I am the author and logical or not it's darned
annoying that I can't authorize this thing to work. Ironic even as at
this stage of the game I am the sole proprietor of said story. It's
that brief little lull before I send it out and throw everything wide
open to the opinion of any and all. For now it's a bunker - me and the
story.
He did try to make it all better by reading a book by another author -
published material of course - copyrighted and all, but somehow after
his first rejection - his little electronic voice became oddly annoying.
Ryshia
www.ryshiakennie.com
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January 15, 2013 |